Snap decision
54I have an extra bounce in my step today.
Everything seems to be going my way.
Who cares about tomorrow, I'll accept the blame
'cos a moment like this will never be the same
so I phoned in sick and made a dramatic U-turn!
If poetry has a purpose then poetry should yearn
as you lay on your stomach in sexy disarray
with your buttocks arched and on display!
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OH MY!!! Bold one Eppi Bold one!
Love it! I'd call in for that reason any day! LMAO
You naughty little boy! :o)
Yes concur with sentiment of previous commentator.
Words of naughty stuff - but it gave me a good laugh,
so thank you Sir EM for writin' them.
And come what come may, have a nice day!
An inspired follower - a UK Southerner
The first part is hilarious. The second part, I dont get :-)
It appears the flag is flying high today
Buttocks arched and on display
Stars and stripes flowing freely in the wind
But take heed my prideful friend
Betsy is not here to make a sunburn mend
Staying home pretending sick for the day, sounds a tint of Buhlers day off:0) Buttocks in the air smacks of ass me thinks. Now take your mule and go for a ride outside to cool off:0)
Absolutely inspirational.
Hasn't somebody told you not to lie?
...you mean about my love life???
we should all call in sick more often for what ever reason we want good one
EPI EPI, MY NAUGHTY FRIEND
WILL YOUR POETRY ANTICS EVER END
YOU BRING MUCH LAUGHTER TO HUBBERS GALORE
YOU LEAVE US WANTING MORE AND MORE...
CALLING IN SICK WAS THE RIGHT THING TO DO
AS YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN THE BOUNCE WILL BE FEW
SO ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS MY DEAR HUBBER FRIEND
BUT WATCH FOR THE BOSS THAT COULD MAKE FINANCE END
Like ladies washing cars. Incredible car washing industry nowadays!
Sounds as if a massage is on the way!
Ivorwen Level 1 Commenter 19 months ago
LOL. Good reason to call in sick!