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  • 62

    Loss of life

    8 months ago

    Before you inject that needle into my bloodstream and it takes over my veins I want you all to know what now remains. My eyes have stared into the devil and he had to look away. It even forced him to...

  • 29

    Tell the Louvre there's a new girl in town

    8 months ago

    It was time to be replaced and in a heist so bold he removed a woman who was over 500 years old. He dragged that old hag out of the picture frame. The new love of his life now made the claim as...

  • 26

    Love is the voice that everyone can hear

    8 months ago

    Every sentence was silent and yet she continued to speak. He hugged his lady for dear life knowing his future was bleak. The pleading sound of her soft voice would remain in his head as a distant...

  • 13

    She's a get down mama!

    8 months ago

    She did the French can-can and the funky chicken too. There's nothing in this world that she can't do. Her cheeks are in my face doing an African dance and like a cat with choreography she can...

  • 18

    This canvas has a blemish in the sky

    8 months ago

    My beauty has been sacrificed by man's darkest hour as I look up to the low clouds and I begin to cower. This canvas today has a blemish in the diminishing sky. Any artistic depiction is now gone and...

  • 17

    Epi's thrilling Rock 'n Roll stories #4 in a series: The missing link

    8 months ago

    They found Ringo with a Chiquita banana in his hand while John was making faces and tried to understand their new svengali of the jungle was really a talent scout looking for a new twist in every...

  • 24

    Let the man paint

    8 months ago

    Pretty blue skies replaced by ashes of grey. Art school rejected him and took his canvas away. A student without a future as the colors all fade. His dreams were now shattered from the plans he had...

  • 9

    Soft man blues

    8 months ago

    It's not as if you look like Frankenstein's bride when I fear for my life and have to hide. It's not as if you don't have me in the mood. Just look at our 7 children. That's quite a brood! It's...

  • 21

    Flesh and blood can be a crying shame

    8 months ago

    He begged for mercy before the barrel of this gun by conveniently forgetting what his damage had done. Both eyes were cast downward as if he were gazing into Hell. Although he lacked any conscience ...

  • 15

    Innocent bystander (of the ages)

    8 months ago

    I've seen too many battles hard fought over the years. I've heard the screams of agony and recognized their fears. Young men who would die and lay under my shade. Their sweet smiles turned sour and...

  • 15

    Sniffing at the back door

    8 months ago

    The same thing happens whenever they meet for the frisky Stanley, Marvin and little Pete. They circle each other and it might sound queer but that unmistakable scent is what brought them here. ...

  • 15

    The gargoyle and the banshee

    8 months ago

    Perched on the ledge of an old building was the nature of his gig. Most people saw him as a homely dude but his open heart was very big. The gargoyle let his tongue hang down to the bottom of the street...

  • 12

    In this picture they still live

    8 months ago

    All of the little boys and girls in which you see here are the reasons why future generations must fear that the same thing could happen to you one day when two countries go to war in hostile...

  • 12

    Bodily fluids

    8 months ago

    I sit here quietly on her lip until forensic science received this tip that she and I were intimate no more. As her lesbian lover I managed to even the score. I tried to close the eyes of my...

  • 28

    In her cold caress

    8 months ago

    In her cold caress I just wanted to linger like I did once before but in order to feel anything else this was a reality a lover would try to ignore. I had bought you this dress on that warm summer's day...

  • 36

    God should give earth back to the animals

    8 months ago

    A flood will come and take them all away although the animals are blessed and allowed to stay. So they'll have animal greeters at the doors of Wal*Mart and animals on Wall Street waiting for the bell...

  • 21

    Epi's murder ballad series #19: The recycling killer

    8 months ago

    That bad old MacDonald once had a farm. His poor little wife would suffer much harm. He beat her so badly that she couldn't stand up to fill his breakfast coffee cup. He showed more love to his...

  • 17

    The haunted picture frame

    8 months ago

    I've come to a low place of heartache and sorrow my dear. It's at a time in my life where my regret is so clear. Upon removing your picture I noticed a tear on the very day you became my bride and...

  • 11

    It's all behind us now!

    8 months ago

    The scholars inspected the ancient scroll believing it had played a significant role and of a special meaning to the people in this cave. They were visionairies of personal hygiene and decided to...

  • 14

    The Galaxy Coast Guard Patrol

    8 months ago

    This planet had potential and it's a chilling thought to see the world laid out like one big parking lot. The Galaxy Coast Guard Patrol is on a reconnaissance mission here to prove one thing which is...

  • 22

    My femininity exposed!

    8 months ago

    From outside this window you stop and stare at my silent determination to avoid your glare. Although I hold my age well. Don't you think? Surely any women's self esteem can quickly sink. My...

  • 20

    Transgressions of a married man

    8 months ago

    Everytime she spoke she sprayed me with a shower. So I hid underneath her belly canopy in order to cower and it hung like a weeping curtain right down to her feet hiding a pair of legs that were...

  • 12

    My harsh silence speaks volumes

    8 months ago

    I was so close in seeing the light of day. It is always so pretty at this time in May. The thought of eating a good breakfast had appealed to me and then back home to my son who just turned three....

  • 16

    The contagious smile

    8 months ago

    Both Simon and Cassie grabbed their own string and then they passed two more strings along to the next little boy and girl in the neighboring countries of South America, Hector and Manuela. From there the...

  • 30

    I see my mother in you

    8 months ago

    Her head is slumped over. She is wheelchair bound and outside this rest home she hears not one sound. Her frail body language speaks of someone who is alone. She seems far too weak to be in her own...

  • 20

    Waking up with the widow

    8 months ago

    She doesen't know it yet but changes have been made and the old life she once led will eventually fade. I brush back her hair to expose a sleeping face and kiss her gently on the forehead hoping ...

  • 34

    Cookie cutter planet

    8 months ago

    There's no style or variation in the way we dress. So fashion, consequently, has lost its unbounded excess and without a riot of colors in which to choose the theme of individuality is something ...

  • 32

    The flower could teach us on how to smile

    8 months ago

    God created a beauty that would never go out of style and the flower that He cherished taught us on how to smile but its fate was altered by the destruction of the earth. Mother Nature, as we...

  • 26

    Priceless is the man who knows what he's worth

    8 months ago

    There once was a man of avarice and greed. When you have everything what more do you need but the one priceless location he could not find was the real estate known as his peace of mind. Into...

  • 21

    Text message resurrection

    8 months ago

    He brushed up on his current technology with the latest update in order to reach the masses and get it straight. His words of wisdom would be simple and pure if the design of future generations ...

  • 23

    As our bodies lay silent

    8 months ago

    For the love of God and our country too. We shall stand on guard to see this battle through. Yet the blindness of ideology has us both denied as our bodies lay silent on either side. I cherished...

  • 13

    The bachelor Terry and the widow Elaine

    9 months ago

    After checking in and signing the guest list I shall be very pleased to settle down and tend to their garden. They certainly need lots of help here. I've never seen so many flowers before in my entire life. ...

  • 35

    He sleeps with the bones of Katy Bell

    9 months ago

    A curious crow looks down on poor Johnny Lee. He lost his young life so violently to a brother who now resides in Hell for taking certain liberties with Katy Bell. The remains of Johnny Lee ...

  • 22

    We stopped the hands of time

    9 months ago

    I slowly draw my fingers to a place beyond my wildest imagination and into the cradle of dawn. I hear you sigh so tenderly as we push the world away upon sharing this moment of a lovers foreplay. ...

  • 21

    A happy flower I shall never be

    9 months ago

    I never miss a funeral and yet each one makes me cry. I guess it's just part of life when people suddenly die. I'm classified as a sad flower but yearn exclusively for the day when I can decorate a...

  • 20

    Death of a muse

    9 months ago

    I must lay down my brushes. I can't use them anymore. My canvas remains empty. Every color I abhor. All pigments have drained from memory. This palette is a dry board. My inspiration has vanished ...

  • 15

    The killing light

    9 months ago

    The dawn is breaking up our happy home. No longer will my child be free to roam. For over 200 years she went straight to bed after a night of bloodletting with the dead. I tucked her in and...

  • 16

    The devil inside me

    9 months ago

    My name is Anna and I am a little girl about to embark on a great adventure. I will be traveling from Amsterdam to New York City today. It's my first time on a plane and I am very excited about this trip. When I...

  • 28

    A heart without an anchor

    9 months ago

    My ghost ship has no sails. It drifts aimlessly. My tree has no limbs in order to bear its fruit. My riverbed has run dry betraying any direction in life. The sun was taken hostage and you can no longer...

  • 16

    The new conformity

    9 months ago

    You were once an anarchist and did what you pleased. Apathy came easy with those you teased. You filled your pants frequently and started to cry. It was a biological function but you didn't know ...

  • 25

    If Dr. Seuss carried firearms and lived to write about it

    9 months ago

    Guns!! Guns!! They're everywhere! Even I have a gun that I proudly declare! Bang!! Bang!! They sound so loud! Every bird within earshot hides behind that cloud! Shoot!! Shoot at anything in...

  • 19

    Her name was Sally

    9 months ago

    With the Declaration of Independence in '76 Thomas Jefferson was blind and did not fix that all men are created equal and have a right if the birth of your skin happens to be white. He...

  • 9

    Madison Avenue anthropology

    9 months ago

    The world's oldest footprint left an indelible mark and its discovery would provide a tantalizing spark. It was the first step of enlightenment for those who think that the running shoe was invented...

  • 22

    If this is heaven (I will come back here when I die)

    9 months ago

    The firefly became a ballerina as she takes flight. The full moon is much brighter with you tonight. I take your hand as we go for our nightly walk. Our loving energy is mutual. We don't have to...

  • 10

    Granting a wish to the bride in black

    9 months ago

    She arrives each night at their meeting spot with the young soldier in her last dying thought to renew her wish to change history for a love that perished and can never be. It was several...

  • 18

    She's the strong silent type

    9 months ago

    She tried to fix me a tossed salad for our dinner at eight but the lettuce had turned brown and I could no longer wait. So I said honey don't worry I'll show you my love if you let me wear your old ...

  • 9

    Epi's tales for children of all ages #13 in a series: Floral arrangements

    9 months ago

    Every morning the artificial flower would stretch her neck in order to get a better look outside the picture window. She was envious that all of the real flowers were allowed to thrive in the natural glow of the...

  • 11

    Seance with the Ripper

    9 months ago

    I feel him breathing down on the back of my neck with the sound of two knives orchestrating my demise. He whispers intimately about my breasts and his filthy intent unnerves me. His voice which is...

  • 26

    With a heart like yours

    9 months ago

    Hello dear reader. My name is Margaret and I am so pleased to meet your acquaintance. I am a resident at the Sunnydaze rest home and feel free to sit down here and take some tea with me. At 84 years of age I am...

  • 8

    We both chose love

    9 months ago

    The voice of God: " I came today Josephine to comfort you in hopes that God will see you through. I know you're disappointed at the nun's habit I wear but please know as your sister I still...

  • 14

    This empty cross

    9 months ago

    (dedicated to my dad who was a 6 year veteran of World War II in the Canadian army) They stripped me naked and left me for dead. The only thing they seem to miss was the bloodied crucifix around my neck. ...

  • 14

    My hunky nutcracker

    9 months ago

    He arrived full assembled in the shipping crate. The nutcracker was my idea of the perfect date. He was 6 foot 2 and I'm talking horizontal here. Funny how I don't find those measurements the least...

  • 19

    The opera which begged for mouthwash

    9 months ago

    Everytime Lady Bathwater opened up her mouth to sing bats from all over would flee away in terror and turn deathly white in the process. She also managed to clear the house as the audience, abruptly, left...

  • 28

    For those of you who have not found love

    9 months ago

    Back in the day they would say you're just a retarded man but pride and dignity took its valued place in society and now they refer to me as mentally challenged. Please remember I have feelings too and I...

  • 15

    With the cat on his lap

    9 months ago

    His home was the sea where no love would be found except for the solitary comfort of a purring sound. Over the years two fiances were left behind in a time and a place he had erased from his mind....

  • 15

    In this room of flowers

    9 months ago

    It's a habit of mine to visit the dead. For I am the one who served their dread that one day I would come after you and hold your breath until I was through. As they pay me to rub out the...

  • 7

    Fill me with your love

    9 months ago

    Gravity has no affect on me when high above you just set me free. I was once deflated and lay on the ground until you came along and I was found. Now with your sacred breath inside of me we...

  • 10

    The depths of my depravity

    9 months ago

    He empowers me with his kisses of the finest German wine. While they are dying outside the two of us will dine. My body is prostituted as I lay here with you. I gave myself to the devil with his...

  • 12

    Blame it on the whoopee cushion

    9 months ago

    She was a woman who had something to hide. Eating garlic daily could not be denied and it was a modeling session guaranteeing fame as the painter was someone with a famous name. Now all of those...

  • 15

    (You're cordially invited to) The Living end

    9 months ago

    This state of the art will see the next life through in air-conditioned comfort too. With heated pool for those who swim any chance of drowning is really slim. Room service will start each day...

  • 20

    The friends of the forest

    9 months ago

    Our harmony is a blessing but its fragile nature begs of no more threats from those who have two legs. You are coming closer everyday with your asphalt dreams and provoking each tear which silently...

  • 21

    Epi's cartoon fables #12 in a series: Taking matters into their own hands

    9 months ago

    There's a wildcat strike down at the hive. It's doubtful the Queen will get out alive. The workers just sat down to flog the log. They're sick of this job like a tired old dog. Anarchy is now ...

  • 15

    It was in the gorgeous music (we once heard)

    9 months ago

    It was in your eyes I once saw. It was in your hand I once held. It was in your company I once made time. It was in your laughter I once shared. It was in your support I was once so invincible. It...

  • 10

    (Please take me back to) The last goodbye

    9 months ago

    She just smiled at me and walked away with the promise we'd meet some other day. I remember the time and I remember the place which haunts me now as I think of her face. Something in her eyes ...

  • 16

    Secret wishes (from inside the coma)

    9 months ago

    I'm sleeping right now. I cannot wake. How much more of this must I take? I want to move my fingers and touch your face and get out of here because I hate this place. Are you crying my love as...

  • 33

    It's a man's world, really?

    9 months ago

    Men stayed back to clean the floor while women negotiated just a little more. Men would learn to cook gourmet as women lifted the torch of peace each day. Men did the shopping with their eagle...

  • 17

    This journey of warm kisses

    9 months ago

    We've aged gracefully together from the first moment we met and the sun which blessed us has never set. I had the gift of seeing it in your deep blue eyes and when I lay so closely between your...

  • 21

    For I am God

    9 months ago

    All of the animals were endangered so he put them back on the ark. Of the few who were rescued their vision was dark. "Where are we going this time and can you tell us why?" as the ark had a...

  • 8

    The man who couldn't stop singing opera

    9 months ago

    She walked by his open window everyday on the way to work. The scenario here was very obvious to see and hear. A young pretty girl becomes the object of a lonely man's affections. Bernie was no looker...

  • 9

    Roger and the wayward gosling

    9 months ago

    It was quite a sight to see as they always crossed at this part of the road in the late afternoon on their way home to the lake. On this fateful day however Mom and Dad were to lose one of their baby geese and...

  • 19

    Your beautiful hands

    9 months ago

    Let me kiss your hands my dear. If I'm blessed by such dreams they will let me out of here. For these beautiful words that you have written to me let my heart take flight like the bird who is free....

  • 17

    He's premature

    9 months ago

    She closes her eyes and hopes for the best. It's been awhile since he passed the test. A speeding bullet couldn't go this fast. She hardly blinked and he didn't last. She suggested hypnosis ...

  • 20

    When in doubt, be sure to panic!

    9 months ago

    With my faith blindsided and now destroyed I entered the oblivion feeling jilted and annoyed. All of the atheists were smirking and no doubt overjoyed that I finally had to accept their big black...

  • 13

    As you sleep we still dream

    9 months ago

    We watch them silently throughout the night with the timeline of departure upon daylight. Our tears are frozen for what can never be. The love we once shared is now history and gazing at the...

  • 17

    I wait here and worry

    9 months ago

    She loves the man they put in jail. That's my dad who can't raise bail. He stood on the street corner selling smack until the pressure of the job made him crack. My other brother is still...

  • 14

    Daddy, we love you!

    9 months ago

    There's been a miracle in the quality of my adult life as I sit here in the doctor's office with my darling wife. We have brought our family together over these happy tears. I can't believe this was...

  • 13

    Done gone blues

    9 months ago

    I go into a different dressing room and clearly surrender to the glorious possibilities of the other gender. Never thought of wearing such a tight dress before. Then again I was too scared to fully...

  • 13

    The invisible link of love

    9 months ago

    It started out with Tommy and Natasha. After Natasha fell off her bike one day Tommy rushed over to help her up from the sidewalk where she lay. Natasha was alright. She had just scraped her knee and in return ...

  • 29

    His floral bouquet

    9 months ago

    Once the facts are established he carefully speaks. It's the backbone of truth in which time honors and seeks but this equation of destiny only becomes clear if another wise man takes the time to...

  • 14

    When the gun comes out of the holster

    9 months ago

    By proudly wearing your ten gallon hat you were back in the saddle to where it's at while riding a wild pony well into the night. This carnal rodeo was still galloping into the broad daylight. ...

  • 32

    I urn for my pressure cooker

    9 months ago

    Don't think I've disowned you because you're my ex-wife. Please know in respectful memory you're still part of my life. I tell you funny stories about my many mood swings. I finally choked our canary...

  • 14

    The ballad of Coral Sally and her pale green eyes

    9 months ago

    The most beautiful maiden any man would see rescued their final hours from misery. They reached out to touch her delicate face in hopes of being redeemed by her feminine grace.. Delirium crippled...

  • 24

    Come and wrap your Granny in her shawl

    9 months ago

    You're getting too big to sit on my knee. You'll know what I mean if you hit 93. It's so nice of you to take time and visit me today. My great granddaughter you are the sole reason I want to stay ...

  • 47

    The flower does not choose its color

    10 months ago

    The flower does not choose its color scheme and the zebra was born contemplating a similar theme. What would the cardinal be without its red and if the white dove was something else instead? The...

  • 30

    Your sad brown eyes

    10 months ago

    Silently in our embrace we face the sea and you ask me what it's like to feel this free. I describe the seagulls that you hear and the white pillowy clouds which seem so near. The sun peeks out...

  • 17

    Bury my heart in a dark place

    12 months ago

    He goes through the motions on how to breathe ever since his lover decided to leave a man paralyzed with an open chest and below the poverty line of great unrest. He is convinced that life ...

  • 27

    The black rose of freedom

    12 months ago

    As we lay in this solitude face to face and sinfully aware of our final resting place. A lovers pact brought us together so we can embrace once more as burning embers in a fire on a distant ...

  • 26

    Poor little miserable blue

    12 months ago

    The blue rose was plagued by a permanent tear on her cheek even when Mother Nature smiled with the sun at its peak. All of the other roses of the more traditional hue made fun of poor little ...

  • 28

    The jilted bride of Jefferson County

    12 months ago

    She still has confetti falling from her hair while contemplating revenge with an evil stare. A gammy leg has left her in a bloody mess. She tripped and fell in her wedding dress. 20 years of...

  • 21

    Tomorrow is but a lifetime away

    12 months ago

    As I untie the ribbon from your hair and let your golden sun fall down upon my face the waves respond in rhythm to our congress of one. Your ribbon leaves the grasp of my hand to be swept away and down...

  • 33

    One hump or two?

    12 months ago

    She had the face of a camel in which any blind man would swoon and it compared to an abattoir in an imaginary honeymoon. Instinctively, I knew, from the first day we met you had a surly ...

  • 16

    I'm sitting here thinking

    12 months ago

    I am sitting here thinking that you've grown up into such a beautiful young lady. I will always remember the day you were born as if my entire world stopped for one day and I brought another beating heart ...

  • 24

    My daddy is a mummy

    12 months ago

    I'm just down the road from the Bates Motel. The off-season is slow but you never can tell when a traveler may drop by to rest his weary head and then next morning wake up dead. I am the...

  • 30

    (She is) Thinking outside of the box

    12 months ago

    I proved my love for my lady and went out to fight. That's the problem of being a chivalrous knight. The Crusades were calling so I left her at home as I saddled my horse and began to roam. ...

  • 26

    Weak stomach blues

    12 months ago

    "I can eat anything. My stomach is strong. Out here in the desert each day seems so long. Hunger is my enemy and God gave me this face in a hostile environment which is hard to embrace. Here...

  • 26

    Zombies in Washington

    12 months ago

    Democracy just took a beating and freedom is at stake. Partisan politics has been bloodied and the rhetoric is no longer fake. Nihilism is the new catch word during the end of days and the...

  • 32

    When a tear can be repaired by a smile

    12 months ago

    Please dry your eyes and don't you cry. Let me share with you this lullaby like all of those nights I used to tuck you into bed. Back then you were young and such a sleepy head. Disappointments ...

  • 20

    No ordinary book

    12 months ago

    Every generation follows a gospel which accelerates the heart. Every generation senses this revelation was the place to start. So they took to the streets for someone to blame as a conquering force ...

  • 18

    Organ grinder's blues

    12 months ago

    As she lay in bed with the organ grinder her heart began to sink. You see, she was a hot blooded atheist who was impartial to the missing link. The monkey was up there hiding in the chandelier ...

  • 18

    We are the anti-conformists

    12 months ago

    Don't ever think you can get away with this because I followed you here too in order to hold your hand and touch your face. We must embrace the next big adventure together whether we had originally...

  • 19

    She's a pear on an apple tree

    12 months ago

    Bernadette yearned one day to be free 'cos she's a ripe young pear on an old apple tree. Sometimes nature offers true misery for a gal who only wants it naturally "and those of you who...

  • 24

    Animals, lovers and orchestral parts

    13 months ago

    I play my lover as a Spanish guitar and she yelps like a hyper chihuahua in heat. I play my lover as a xylophone and she slithers like a snake in the grass. I play my lover as a harp and she flaps...

  • 25

    Park bench companion

    13 months ago

    They say the blues can bring a good man down and this is why he sits alone with a frown. You see, his name to humanity is John Doe as someone who had bad luck with nowhere to go. He has cried...

  • 30

    As they sit at home waiting

    13 months ago

    Into the darkness where few will stray he positioned her young body and there she lay but the stranger noticed when walking away how lovely were the gardens at this time of May. He is a man of...

  • 42

    Planet Backwards

    13 months ago

    One day an unidentified flying object from another galaxy landed here, by mistake, on Earth. It was a spaceship from a distant planet known as Backwards and it was so named because of all the citizens...

  • 29

    You are the beat in my heart

    13 months ago

    They share the same vision and it came full circle through love. It's a gift which keeps on giving from heaven above as a reminder that beauty is passed on and kept close to the heart even as...

  • 23

    Mouthwash blues

    13 months ago

    He tried to woo her through poetry and song. With romantic persuasion how could anything go wrong. The finest flowers of the jungle were laid at her feet accompanied by the mating call of a love...

  • 19

    Floating in mid-air

    13 months ago

    Sally and I are pursuing a daydream. Perhaps it's because we make a good team laying here together in this plush meadowland with our eyes toward the sky hand in hand. I never thought playing...

  • 27

    A pretty little balloon

    13 months ago

    The pretty little balloon way up in the sky has lost its tug and they don't know why. A mother is in shock and without a clue as to what her family can possibly do. Night has fallen with a...

  • 17

    Losing season with no cheer

    13 months ago

    They hang their heads in sorrow and shame. The home team have not won a single game. The pig began to furrow his brow and took over the identity of a cow. The hound dog cried and chewed the...

  • 14

    Ravishing Randy, Polyester Bob, Poor Betty and Anastasia

    13 months ago

    Anastasia and Ravishing Randy: The angel of stone has shed a tear for the unlucky man who is buried here. Ravishing Randy, Polyester Bob, and Poor Betty: He was silenced from leading a double...

  • 18

    The vicious circle of man's consent

    13 months ago

    Part 1: After colliding with Armageddon nobody had won so the history of weapons brought us back to square one and for the few who survived there were certain goals to round up the lads and...

  • 14

    Keepin' in rhythm

    13 months ago

    This pop song was presented with a subliminal rhyme although no one knew it at the time. People, like rabbits, were reproducing in an assembly line with an increased libido exempting the...

  • 19

    The very jewels I caress are in your eyes

    13 months ago

    It's hand in hand, my dear, where we lay that the beating of two hearts are meant to stay. Together as one our royal love will shine as your body knows rapture just like mine. The pendulum...

  • 33

    Don't trust your stay at home wives

    13 months ago

    The mood is ambivalent and it's going nowhere. At this pivotal moment no one seems to care. It's afternoon in the suburbs in a crescent call Hell but if the husbands are at work who's gonna ...

  • 18

    Attending my family reunion

    13 months ago

    It's so nice to see everyone again. My mum and dad whom I haven't talked to in many years. Over there is my older brother. He's a successful real estate broker with a beautiful new girlfriend. It's so...

  • 11

    Mausoleum DJ

    13 months ago

    He never sees the light of the day. This is where all of the oldies play suspended in rotation and a state of decay as dead air is filled in by the Mausoleum DJ. Postcard memories and wish ...

  • 28

    The mysteries of the heart

    13 months ago

    One day my son this will happen to you when you least expect it and out of the blue. The wind carries a message with audible sighs in the glowing spark between two lovers eyes and the emotional...

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    Please shelter me with your love

    13 months ago

    The alarm clock has been ringing and he can't even tell as the tears flood my face like an overflowing well. I would like to eat but I can't understand. I kiss his face and there's no movement ...

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    Without her wings she cannot fly

    13 months ago

    She hasn't changed the dead flowers in over a week. Her solitude is an imprisonment of someone who's weak from being confined for life in this wheelchair. The diagnosis was recent and brought only...

  • 13

    It's just mind over matter

    13 months ago

    Flaunting it made you drop your jaw when standing here so proudly in the raw and such is the reflection of your awe because narcissism is always above the law. So I went outside and was ready ...

  • 18

    Epi's Blues malady series #8: Soon to be a puddle

    13 months ago

    The mistress of melt is shining bright today. Mister warm temperature doesen't want me to stay. Time is the enemy and the story is old so these are my remains as it's no longer cold. I am a...

  • 22

    Who put Satan into in the microwave?

    13 months ago

    The prince of darkness has a surprise for you. If someone opens that door your face will turn blue. Popcorn, it's true, never tasted this bad but he's laughing at the thought that you've been had....

  • 22

    Step inside the flame (with me)

    13 months ago

    Don't look back. Please take my hand. Come with me now and try to understand. This is the moment of no return. For you are the one in which I yearn. Like two bodies of wax we'll melt into one...

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    My boyfriend can out-Bela his Lugosi

    13 months ago

    You already know the end of this story so be prepared when things get really gory. He arrives home to have a snack after night shift work. They are not red beets and I begin to smirk. You see...

  • 23

    My violin soars like the eagle above

    13 months ago

    They force me to play so lively and free but there is somewhere else I'd rather be. My violin soars like the eagle above although deep inside my heart lost its love as God has abandoned me on...

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    House of the inverted cross

    13 months ago

    Diary entry by John Stanton dated Saturday November 16, 8:30am; "Please bear with me dear reader for what I am about to tell you. I am not imagining things and this is not just all in my mind but I feel...

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    The cradle of humanity is in her womb

    13 months ago

    Man had the luxury of planting the seed but the shipping and handling he didn't need. So the architect of birth spared them the labor and asked someone else if they could do a favor. The...

  • 16

    The dilemma of Mrs. George Stewart

    13 months ago

    Well my son, 57 years ago you were born and God brought you into this world as a special child to your parents. Your dear mummy now is 88 and I am starting to feel my age lately. I think my best...

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    (Ain't no chair) Gonna suffocate my funky butt

    13 months ago

    They can't force me to sit down when I wanna shake. I'm light on my feet for a walking earthquake. I stopped traffic this morning carrying an extra wide load. You would say with prejudice I...

  • 19

    If you come over (don't expect to leave)

    13 months ago

    Leave your clothes at the door and force the world outside. For you know I am the one in whom you can confide. My last breath before dying will go into you. I couldn't leave this earth with...

  • 12

    (We are) Ships that pass in the night

    13 months ago

    Daylight is approaching and I hear him finally coming home through the back door. Why does he always come in the back door? I close my eyes again and pretend to sleep. He kisses me on the cheek and...

  • 26

    He died for our sins (but did it do any good?)

    13 months ago

    If God cried everytime someone was treated poorly and with disrespect this whole world would be flooded many times over. The cheapest thing in this world is, ironically, human life in the way...

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    These silent tears for you

    13 months ago

    Your eyes are now closed as I gaze upon you so please know I will make every dream come true. I sit on the side of your bed and soft words I shall speak. One day you will find comfort in the...

  • 22

    She's a little girl again

    13 months ago

    She's the daughter I always dreamed of, and the big sister of all the others. A true friend to those who meet her. A gentle soul with genuine kindness. She served her country in a desire to see...

  • 26

    It's just our nature

    13 months ago

    "I am hard and you are wet. Under grey skies that's how we'll get but misery loves company in the union of our despair when the honeymoon is over and we're going nowhere." ...

  • 14

    The Black cult of home economics

    13 months ago

    She was bending over her cauldron looking like Margaret Hamilton from The Wizard of Oz. I started to faint and I lost my appetite when this particular witch stirred her brew with a floor mop. The...

  • 28

    Fruit of passion

    13 months ago

    She savored the taste of juicy dates and the luscious green grape. In fact every fruit in the market would make her go ape. She eyed the basket of sweet plums with the shiny pear. Now here sits a...

  • 17

    In happier times

    13 months ago

    My smile was captured during a happier time. Looks can be deceiving when you're in your prime. I just finished having intercourse with the maid as she took this picture and then got paid. The...

  • 22

    Heaven was a territorial right

    13 months ago

    I'd be much happier if they had just left me at home. Someone went out the front door and started the car. I hear the cage door open. I run and hide underneath the bed in the guest's bedroom. ...

  • 9

    A fire down below

    13 months ago

    I can't wait for a ride on her lava flow 'cos there's a fire down below. She's just an old fashioned girl whose wild oats will sow in finding her fire down below. She tells me those who are...

  • 14

    The warmth of her smile, the chill of her heart

    13 months ago

    She was a stranger here on planet earth. Incognito was her facade on someone else's turf. Although the smile never left the humanity of her face they'll never know she came from outer space. ...

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    The message which shattered the world

    13 months ago

    I haven't left the house in the past 5 days. I wander around lost like a rat in a maze. I do not wash anymore. I cannot eat. I've accepted this life while my tears spell defeat. I wake up in...

  • 11

    Bloody lip

    13 months ago

    I'm black and blue like the tiles today but this time I think I'm down to stay. If he comes back home with his alibis I hope he sees that I've closed my eyes. The bloody lip, god help me, was...

  • 10

    The perennial madness of Baroness Fannypants

    13 months ago

    When cultivating her roses so complete with red the young apprentice received a shock he would come to dread. It was the 4th such skeleton found in a big straw hat. He fanned his sweaty face ...

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    Deep water blues

    13 months ago

    They wanted Al Martino and the Dean Martin tribute too. The fact that it was a Mafia wedding would probably give you a clue. The son-in-law had been intoxicated on the fateful day of his choice. He...

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    Getting your hands dirty

    14 months ago

    It's time to step up and become a man. Please get a grip because you know you can. Even though this tricky procedure requires some nerve. You've been put on the front line in order to serve. ...

  • 13

    Flock off

    14 months ago

    The economy of her language is quick and blunt with a seamless effort and a direct affront. You had made your move by crossing that line but now you see the warning sign. Your manhood ...

  • 22

    The haunted swing

    14 months ago

    They say I lost my mind and could not cope but very few of us climb back up that slope. For I speak to you, dear reader, from beyond the grave in an effort to reach another soul I was trying...

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    Poetry is not for the faint hearted

    14 months ago

    You can shoot pool with the legendary Minnesota Fats and smile when your back receives nice little pats. You're advised to stay clear of any saturated fats and ponder what a sports fan would be ...

  • 15

    A father's execution

    14 months ago

    I brought you to this lonely place today as a father's revenge to make you pay. I want to rub your nose in her graveyard dirt of the one whose name was Amanda Burt. If you find you can't...

  • 7

    Zombies don't do laundry

    14 months ago

    Once upon a time he wore a nice clean flannel shirt and his girlfriend, god bless her, looked good in a blue jean skirt. Ma and Pa loved to sleep in with their matching pjs but unfortunately ...

  • 19

    Between the ears (lays a vacant parking lot)

    14 months ago

    God thought he'd better go back to school. Sigmund Freud's psychology proved him to be a fool. The letters to the editor are so hard to explain. Darwin theorized that the ape was the one with the...

  • 19

    Love is a timeless touch

    14 months ago

    The very first time I touched her finger. The very first time I touched his face. My mother and father held each other weeping and our family would embrace. The very first time I kissed her lips ...

  • 21

    Death needs a shrink

    14 months ago

    It's not that often you can retreat with the blood still circulating to your feet. He's really someone you don't want to meet so you postponed the inevitable and escaped the heat. By beating...

  • 23

    Our loving bookmark shall never fade

    14 months ago

    Two lovers once shared a moment in time and it was passed on through a memory so sublime. He had picked a fresh lobelia as delicate as her lips and the archives of their union is why love...

  • 22

    I am a beautiful sigh

    14 months ago

    Your skin is pale, your lips are dry and in this private moment I want to cry. I touch your face as if in a dream then we float together down a lovers stream. I disappear with sweet surrender ...

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    Cold duck bum

    14 months ago

    It's bad enough to have your ass shot off by Elmer Fudd. Then to go ahead and swim in an oil spill thick as mud. The fish we live with just swam ashore. Can't say we've seen that happen ...

  • 15

    Finding the magic ring

    14 months ago

    One day on the way home from school Billy asked Kitt if she would like to share a box of his Cracker Jack. Well Kitt loved caramel popcorn with peanuts and ripped the package open in no time flat. ...

  • 15

    Where the crow no longer flies

    14 months ago

    The sun doesen't shine here anymore. Out of Mother Nature someone just tore her loving heart which served all living creatures so happy and proud. Now she's crying behind a perpetual cloud and...

  • 14

    The profound partisan politics of silliness

    14 months ago

    In the land of Nod and Nonsense they're fast asleep as their grasp of politics isn't too deep. The population is divided by two groups who vote. Inevitably both sides will end up in the same...

  • 16

    The hereafter blues

    14 months ago

    It's hard these days to crack a smile. I reside at the address of denial. This condition of restraint is cramping my style. No longer do I flow like the river Nile. If you want to be regular ...

  • 20

    A victim of her time

    14 months ago

    She fought for life in paying the ultimate price upon meeting a stranger who stabbed her twice. The suspect disappeared in this tragic tale as his blood remained under her fingernail. The full...

  • 30

    What a kiss can do

    14 months ago

    I've been confined to this wheelchair for most of my days. The world seems to pass by me while I sit here and gaze out the window as young lovers grow older each year. For I am a stranger to...

  • 40

    The tear that became a smile

    14 months ago

    She sits outside, quietly, as if to wait but her body language speaks softly of a sad fate. The sun can bring no life to this wilting flower. Her head hangs down during the entire lunch hour. ...

  • 16

    Slumped over on horseback

    14 months ago

    His frightened horse ran wild and into the bitter night away from the sordid outcome of a lovers bloody fight. He was slumped over on horseback with a bullet in his side. The dreams of a...

  • 25

    Just stay beautiful

    14 months ago

    Sammy was a perceptive little boy. Everytime he paid a visit to the local zoo he noticed how many people would line up to see the noble lion, the majestic tiger, the proud peacock, and the dignified panda...

  • 14

    Walking with the ghost of Billie Holiday

    14 months ago

    I pressed a white gardenia into her hair and gone was the life I had left in despair. She turned around and looked back at my final tear as I stepped across and into a dream that will never...

  • 22

    Forbidden tryst

    14 months ago

    "They say I'm possessed and I've come undone. My heart is not fit for this role of a nun. Please don't doubt me now but there's a woman inside who devoted a lifetime to Christ as his loyal bride....

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    I've never hurt anyone before

    14 months ago

    I've never hurt anyone before. She would've have been a grown woman by now with quite possibly a family of her very own. I can see you have already beat me to grandfather status with a granddaughter of...

  • 18

    Emerald silk negligee

    10 months ago

    In her emerald silk negligee her hips moved slowly to a bossa nova sway as she stood above me with a stiletto heel digging into my belly after a full meal. Now it takes a strong stomach not...

  • 21

    Sensitive to the smell

    14 months ago

    I'm not cut out for this line of work and from my duties I just want to shirk as my stomach gets upset every single day from all of the homicides and suicides on display. There's always an...

  • 28

    (Searching for) The destination in you

    14 months ago

    Like a lark ascending in the sky my quest is the reason I'm asking why I've never seen these colors before. So it's to your destination I will soar. I cross over the arc of nature's...

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    I just left heaven by your side

    14 months ago

    Please don't open your eyes my darling. Not now. I am getting dressed and my timeline is important. The daylight hasn't arrived yet and I just left heaven by your side. Hopefully you will not hear me...

  • 19

    God is a carousel operator

    14 months ago

    From the very first moment they hear you cry to the other bookend on the day you die. Life is perpetual motion and a circular glide until He pulls the switch and stops your musical ride. Your...

  • 28

    The girl who hides inside her dreams

    14 months ago

    She sits by the window as I walk by. Her beauty is a daily gift I can't deny. It's the same time everyday during my coffee break. She's getting to be a habit I just can't shake. I wonder why ...

  • 13

    Baby's got clown feet

    14 months ago

    My bacon is frying and it's not in the pan. My pork is still roasting. You make me feel like the man! My steak is sizzling when I touch you down there. Your clown feet are so sexy when they're...

  • 20

    Your perfume still lingers

    14 months ago

    These sons of bitches, what are they doing to me? There's a cigarette in my mouth and I can no longer see. Her perfume still lingers. She was a lover of mine. Some memories, so sadly, are not a...

  • 23

    Valentine's day came too late

    10 months ago

    Margaret's very first Valentine's card arrived today. It was slipped, discreetly and quietly, underneath her apartment door this morning from a mystery admirer down the hall. What joy and tears of happiness...

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    Love is the heart which beats in you

    10 months ago

    I don't know you from Adam and now I speak from beyond. With my sudden tragedy of yesterday you will live to see another dawn. For I am an organ donor who died in a very fast car and all of the wishes...

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    How heavenly was our walk

    14 months ago

    For some reason everytime I try to catch up with him he keeps running away from me. Then he stops and looks back as if to say "Don't worry Kevin, just follow my trail!" Frankly I am getting...

  • 19

    The human dialogue: Offer and acceptance

    10 months ago

    With his spirit of integrity he is willing to defend that a man should embrace humility and be able to send this nurturing message to do what you can in order to mend your fellow man. Once the...

  • 7

    The red, white and blue

    10 months ago

    On the surface of the moon was the obvious clue and in the unfinished chamber of the Great Pyramid too. Now Atlantis is an untapped market for suppy and demand. The perception of your reality will...

  • 24

    The feminine lure

    10 months ago

    She lured him down to the babbling brook. She lured him with the passion they once shared. Unfortunately, conceit ruled his curious side. He wanted to know why she chose a lovers rendezvous when...

  • 14

    In the company of you

    10 months ago

    Let me look at your face once more. Damn every bird who knows how to soar. Little do you know my heart can't rise from the floor everytime they close my door. Please touch me dear so I'll never...

  • 13

    Last night at the Dry lake motel

    10 months ago

    He checked in last night with a terrible secret to hide and to the desk clerk with the white cane he falsely denied knowing of course a blind man can never tell this visitor was a harbinger from...

  • 21

    We are the underdogs

    10 months ago

    Quite often you look right past us but a wise man once said: "Never underestimate anybody." So remember to keep an open mind and please refrain from talking down to your fellow man. Differences...

  • 15

    Time Machine outhouse

    10 months ago

    Hello, my name is Slowas Molasses and I wish I had as many frequent flyer miles on my bowels as I do traveling through time and space. From the past to the future and all points inbetween I have spent...

  • 21

    Nocturnal day care centre

    15 months ago

    With a murderous rampage until the broad daylight their victims succumb to a fatal neck bite. The blood of innocence is required to fill the glass as centuries of this tradition continues to pass....

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    The beating of another heart

    10 months ago

    As I find you inside me it never crossed my mind I would ever be put into such a bind. I didn't plan on your surprise of being here but now there is anxiety and this new feeling of fear. ...

  • 26

    The ghost of Graceland

    10 months ago

    He disappeared into the vapor of a lonely night. His comeback was cut short by an unforgiving slight. He entered the building and climbed onto the stage. His trembling hand turned the songbook page...

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    There ain't no train gonna save your soul

    10 months ago

    Ain't no train arrivng anytime soon. Ain't no train to carry you onward. Ain't no train stopping to pick you up. Ain't no train ever coming this way. Ain't no train takin' you heaven bound. ...

  • 12

    Love letters to Outer space

    10 months ago

    I am trapped up here with no rescue in sight but your love my dear still lifts my flight. Oxygen, I'm afraid, is no longer a friend. Is this the way to a bitter end? So I clutch each...

  • 18

    Ya gotta love thyself

    10 months ago

    A lucky man indeed to have such friends although it's self respect which exceeds all trends. What goes around comes around they always say and this is your chance to prehend the day. If the...

  • 22

    Nice is just a nice word

    10 months ago

    It's a gesture which shouldn't come up for debate or else you lack moral fibre and it's already too late. Nice is just a nice word. Who doesen't want to feel good? You certainly don't need anyone to...

  • 8

    (I'm like) A kid in a candy store

    10 months ago

    I don't need 3-D glasses for my own personal space as her breasts defy gravity and just poked me in the face. I want to wander knee deep in the jungle of her hair and do it quite naturally with...

  • 24

    Oh for the love of God

    10 months ago

    God's presence is always near so don't you tremble in mortal fear. He offers His love and holds our hand when none of us will ever understand. It's an earth shattering moment which never ceases by...

  • 24

    The Galaxy inspector

    10 months ago

    With their gift of love it's so hard to relate to the very idea of who brought in hate and if man created ingenuity then what went wrong as we are witnessing their demise that won't take long. ...

  • 17

    With this hole in my heart

    10 months ago

    I remember vividly now being with you as if we were one and wanting that sun to remain up there in the sky forever. Perhaps the end of the day would eventually arrive when your eyelids closed shut ...

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    After hours at the Beyond club

    10 months ago

    Chopin approached his piano in a brand new way as he looked at Louis Armstrong and began to play moved by a music he'd never heard before in a club which has opened more than one door. Sid Vicious...

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